A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we  can take a kidney out of one man ,put it in another, and have hlooking forwork in six weeks

A German doctor said, That's nothing, we can  take a lung out of one
person , put it in another, and have him  lookingfor work in four weeks

A British doctor said, 'In my  country, medicine is so advanced that wecan take half of a heart out of one  person, put it in another, and have themboth looking for work in two  weeks'


A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way  behind. We took
a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half
of the country is looking for  work